21 | Montréal | Art Student | IG: NaiJackEllen
locomadame: you are a lovely being <3

as are you dearest!

Anonymous: How many followers ya havvvv

almost 14,000

humansinthesky:

talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”

(via unityy)

The only thing that I love more than food is free food

This girl that works at Starbucks came to my shop and gave all the employees two cookies and two sandwiches FOR FREE.

what do you call an overpriced circumcision?

a ripoff

problem58:

naijackellen:

naijackellen:

If Stephen Hawking is right and there are indeed an infinite set of parallel universes, this means you’re getting laid somewhere right now

there’s also one where you’re being murdered

Wow, you should write Hallmark cards

Happy valentine’s ay. There’s no D because I’ll be giving it to you later

naijackellen:

If Stephen Hawking is right and there are indeed an infinite set of parallel universes, this means you’re getting laid somewhere right now

there’s also one where you’re being murdered

Note to self: shut the fuck up

If Stephen Hawking is right and there are indeed an infinite set of parallel universes, this means you’re getting laid somewhere right now

I am exhausted and I may have had 2 glassss of wine since it’s my cousin’s birthday. Remind me to delete alladis in the morning thx

feel free to dispose of me like you would a McDonald salad

I have so much admiration for people with tumblr urls like hotel and apple and garden and fuck
like what did you have to do to get it

I work from 11am to 9pm at Lush and then 10pm to 3am at the bar tomorrow.
LOL.